Lucinda is having a few of the other moms over for a ladies luncheon, when they overhear little Tommy in the adjacent room playing with his train set.
“All you bitches and hos better get your asses on this motherf%#&ing train, or we’re gonna leave you behind. Put your shit overhead in the f%#&ing space provided.”
Nearly dying of embarrassment, Lucinda promptly puts her teacup down, gets up from her chair, and marches into Tommy’s room. The other moms hear her reprimand him. “Tommy that language is not tolerated in this household. I am very disappointed in you. I don’t know where you have heard such foul language before, but you should know better than to speak like that. Now I want to put your trains away, and think about what you have said. When you are truly sorry for your behavior, and have apologized to Mommy, then you may carry on playing with your trains. Do I make myself very clear young man?” “Yes, Mommy,” he replies.
Five minutes later, Tommy creeps into the lounge, and stands next to his mother, blushing with shame. “I’m sorry Mommy. Can I please play with my trains now?” “Yes, my love,” she replies, smiling with pride. All the moms smile at each other.
Tommy goes back to his room, and the moms resume their tea party. A little while later, Tommy can be heard once more.
“Ladies and gentlemen, the train is about to embark. Kindly board now to avoid being left behind. Please place your luggage in the overhead compartments provided. Thank you. “
Lucinda is very pleased. She is about to tell the mothers how a firm voice does the job, when Tommy continues.
“All passengers pissed off about the delay, speak to the bitch next door!”
